Time Till Next Slap:

Possible times for slaps to occur:

(Including but not limited to)

1. Before performance ball
2. At 23:59, the day before the wedding (or during her first dance/at the alter)
3. When she zones out
4. When I have iodine on my hand
5. Graduation
6. As I leave forever
7. On her deathbed
8. After she wakes up from a major surgery
9. As I'm driving past her at >60mph
10. On Christmas with her family

A bet was made and witnessed, the resulting consequence ended with an opportunity for 10 total slaps, at any point in our lifespan. This bet will be honoured and the consequences fulfilled.